Darkthorn’s Blog

Yes, I am aware that something like this belongs on MySpace more than here, but I thought it would be entertaining. I have put comments on each of the sections. Google is God. Being called Rose is ok, but seriously, what was Nicole thinking with “Sunday Rose”? Sunday roast. Let’s hope the poor little kid doesn’t end up with a red face or burnt to death.

[1] Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search

“Rose needs to sign up for some anger management classes”

Oh, it’s so, so true!

[2] Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

“Rose looks like a porn star”

Well, I wouldn’t have said that, but that’s google.

[3] Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone” in Google search:

“Rose has gone from strength-to-strength and developed into a well-known professional theatre”

I wish I had strengths. And since when did I have an interest in theatre?

[4] Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

“Rose loves her doctor”

Scary. And I certainly do not. I think this is from Doctor Who.

5: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:

“Rose eats funny red pills”

Well, if I had any funny red pills, I would. But I don’t.

6: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:

“Rose has thorns”

Well dur, Darkthorn.

7: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:

“Rose will exercise using rubber bands”

Interesting but not accurate.

8:Type in “[your name] died” in Google Search:

“Rose died in the end”

Wow. tell me something I didn’t know.